>>>#7/7/22 Syyyyyooookk

 My sweet darling wife Els

Today is the 5th year we are married.  My only intention is to make you my wife for eternity.  Considering that eternity is a very long time, especially at the end (pun intended), I consider our past 5 years just a toe-dip in the swimming pool.

Now, declaring you *[] (are) my wife for eternity is a tall order.  Where was the wedding ritual and how do we consummate our marriage?  Well, in our case it is mutual consent.  It is a marriage between soulmates.  From the very beginning, we are yuan fen.

* Sarah too.

For one thing, all I want is to be loved by you.  In exchange, I just want to make you Syyyyyoookk.  I want you to experience 4 hours of bliss and 15 minutes of continuous orgasm at least once in your lifetime.  Hahaha...  It is an amazing stake.  Even more amazing is that it is for your pleasure by design.

This is a memory of a lifetime that you cannot get elsewhere, I assure you.  The experience is almost religious.

As I mentioned, we have eternity to go through.  I am not here to sweet talk you into doing something you don't want.  This offer here is Solid Gold.  Once you hit 15 minutes of orgasm, then you will know the meaning of Syyyyyoookk.
 
That is *you[] true potential as a woman.  Can you imagine?
* So it's true?  Amazing...

Look, it is an offer.  You can take it or you can leave it.  Just to give you an idea, your body will be in tremors and you will be bucking like a bronco for 15 minutes!  I guarantee, Syyyyyoookk!

Did you watch Bruce Almighty?  That kind of intensity.

Oh, girl, I  can make you see stars.  I am here to serve.

My joy is seeing a woman in maximum pleasure.

That is my open ticket to you on our 5th Wedding Anniversary.

With all sincerity, I just want to make you Syyyyyoook.

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Hahaha, I should offer this service as my core competency to those who seek spiritual enlightenment through sensual means,

Sincerely,

 

Sharudin Jamal

@sharudinjamal

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@elsDines

#traxxfm Happy fifth anniversary my darling. I send you an email. Hope it will make you laugh. I love you so much, sweetheart.

Sharudin Jamal

@sharudinjamal

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@elsDines

#traxxfm Here I am, ready to enjoy my croissant and chocolate chip muffin. I love your today's playlist. I LOVE you, that's what I meant to say...

Sharudin Jamal

@sharudinjamal

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@elsDines

#traxxfm Say, I like to share with you the secret to a lasting marriage. Always quickly shift to glad whenever you are mad, sad, or scared. Now, you can take that to the bank.

Sharudin Jamal

@sharudinjamal

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@elsDines

#traxxfm Our formula for a happy marriage is pretty simple. When you are with me, always be in a glad state. It is not that I am happy that I laugh, it is because I laugh that I am happy. Honey, it's motion that creates emotions. Now you can take that to the bank.

Sharudin Jamal

@sharudinjamal

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@elsDines

#traxxfm Sweetheart, I had passed down all my assets to Lizzie, That time I wanted to be a Nothing since I was already a Wandering Sufi. I planned to give her RM4 million *sho[w] (should) I marry another because she said personal freedom comes with financial freedom.

Sharudin Jamal

@sharudinjamal

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@elsDines

#traxxfm So that is the history of the RM4 million. Since it is an equitable apportionment, I decided ALL my soulmates should get RM4 million. So I heard you say, "I do" just *no[e] (now). OK, it is confirmed then...

Sharudin Jamal

@sharudinjamal

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@elsDines

#traxxfm The RM4 million is my honest to goodness a million thanks to Lizzie.

Sharudin Jamal

@sharudinjamal

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@elsDines

#traxxfm So campur, tolak, kali, bahagi; KEEP RULES SIMPLE. That's all honey. If you do that, you will be happy for the rest of your life.

mm